I dreamt that I was late for a meeting with an insurance
agent at my house because I had to ride my bike to the store and get
cigarettes. When I returned the agent was waiting for me in the
driveway just as my friend, Millie, had warned me he would be if I
left.
He helped me fold my bicycle(?)and put it in the garage then we went
inside and I excused myself to go to the bathroom where I discovered a
large pimple on my right side parallel with my nipple.
It was irritating me so I squeezed it and out slid a spork package.
{You know like from KFC with the spork, paper nakkin and Moist Towelette™ in
a plastic wrapper}
I marveled at this for a moment and squeezed again. This time a sort
of lozenge emerged. roughly the size and shape of one of those
Powerbar items that mountain bikers eat only it was white and had a
consistency and texture like chapstick or stick deodorant.
I snapped it in half and laid it on the counter. Then I coaxed
another one of the lozenges from this odd blemish. There was
no pain though I could feel the tug on my flesh as I slid the items
out of my body.
At this point my friend, berating me for ignoring the insurance agent
waiting in the front room, threw open the bathroom door pinning me
against the counter as I, mortified, tried to stuff the items in the
wastebasket before she could see them.
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