I was playing pool, and there were a million of the white balls, and not any colored ones.
So I smack the balls really loud, and this kid starts crying, and he tells on me. A teacher person comes and yells at me, and I have to spend the whole day with the stupid little kid, and I can't do anything fun.
Stupid kid.
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