candlemoon Dreams
London
Mirror
Living Forever
Tom's Child
Boston
Witches of the Lake
India
Repossessing Me
Climbing the Tower
Unlocking the Beast
Walking on Water

Random Dreams
I Wanted To See SWAYZE Naked, Not Connery!
The Results of Orientation
Witches of the Lake
Your daughter is beautiful
Look Ma! I'm In O-town!!
sanctuary?
bear baseball?
Das Tretboot!
band
want to very good life patner
hitler wants to see me naked
alone
VIII. LIFE'S GIFTS.
Dave and Randomness
XXII. An Eastern Apologue
"Parking and the Flying Shirt"
Ugly Jonathon's friend.
THE GHOST AT GARPSDAL
Night Rave at the Zen Garden
Gun Warning
orphaned, millionaire, amputation
Tifty
College In the Woods
i got the golden....cd?!
yikes

Living Forever

Author: candlemoon





It is the birthday of my friend Brian, who is a rather exuberant kind of guy.



"So how old are you?" I ask him.



He grins, and says, "I'm 48!"



This shocks me. "48?!" I ask.



He nods and flips open his wallet revealing his driver's license. The birthday is clear - he was born in 1952. *can't do math in my dreams*



I am amazed. "Why - you are two years older than my Dad, and you don't look a day over 22!"



He laughs raucously and yells "I am going to live forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"








Next: Your daughter is beautiful

Previous: One F***** Up School Musical



Add to Informational Site Network
 Report
Privacy
ADD TO EBOOK