I dreamt that I was at the Salem Public Library, researching nuclear bombs, and a librarian came up to me and said: "You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to find some great information for your project! Mikhail Gorbachev and the lead singer of Salt n' Pepa are coming to Salem, and they both want to talk with you!" Of course, I accepted, but I scheduled the interviews at the same time, so I had to keep running back and forth.
I remember Gorbachev being very nice, but before he left, he told me that all his answers to my questions had been lies.
And, strangely enough, the entire time, I had a paper bag taped to my butt.
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