Author: TheGirlToForge





There is an entire town in Odessa, Nebraska filled with people who look like Madison Lee. They work at and eat, bus tables, manage, and serve coffee at a family restaurant. They push prams, deliver mail, pump gasoline, drive cabs, work in checkout lines, teach school, direct traffic, fight fires, and well, this really makes no sense. So, I wake up... it's no use, I did a blind audit for this company called Certified Reports, and my brain is Full Throttle with too much Charlie's Angels.



I am Shamus O'Grady's lawyer at this court trial, and our evidence is this radioactive hot dog, which is being held by someone who works for National Security. Ten police cars stop off at the courtroom, and policeman run into the court and drag me off for some nonsense. Of course, it is all cleared, the person who did it was someone else who stole my neurosurgeon credentials, obviously. However, they were German neurosurgeon credentials, and the college did not report the theft internationally. Of course, by Monday, the case is over with, and the nuclear weapon disguised as a hot dog has been stolen. Shamus O'Grady goes to prison, and the receptionist at the court is much too friendly, this has got to be a dream. Back to sleep again, I hope that the company doesn't send my back to Charlie's Angles Full Throttle again.



I get attacked by three men who are trying to kidnap Bill Gates III with this giant laser cannon, which of course hits my laptop computer, and destroys all the data in it. Which is ridiculous, as my sub-laptop was not nearly that fancy, it was a