Driving a WWII jeep around. It got stuck in the mud. But it was a jeep, so I just went back and forth a few times until it clawed through the mud. Parked it and got out.
Being in a zoo and I was GOD. There was the guy I really hate and I pointed my finger. BAM he was the trashman! I was all "What the hell are you looking at?? PICK UP THE TRASH SCUMBAG!"
And then there was this cougar in a cage at the zoo, in the back, away from the mainstream of people. It was sticking it's paws out of a slot and batting. I stuck my hand over and batted back. We batted until I was giggling and the cougar was mewling and tailswishing in curiousity. It had big claws! And sharp! But it didn't hurt me. After all, I was GOD. Heheh