I was sailing with malcolm and someone else (I think it was brittany, and I'm pretty sure we were still at camp), and for some reason there was a bird in front of us, a swan i think. We'd call out to it, bring it up in two, and the bird would go faster. The birds name was malcolm too.
Malcolm said that he wasn't originally named malcolm, but i can't remember why.
The bird could talk, and someone was talking to it and made it laugh.
