My best friend (Tim) was getting married, but he wouldn't tell me who his bride was. Everyone in the world knew but me - he'd had a teleconference to tell everyone about it, and I had been blocked out. I went to the wedding hoping to see her, but she had a dark veil over her face. After the wedding I never saw Tim again.
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