Author: ReeNi





Last nite I had the weirdest dream!

My friend was going out with Garth Brooks and for some reason he kept on cheating on her.

He lived under these rocks and when I needed to see him it would zoom right in.

So one day she wanted to check out if he was cheating on her or not.

So we got this stick and we were digging at the rocks.

It zoomed in more and then we were outside Garth's house, he was singing Amazed by Lonestar.

We zoomed in more and could only see down to the end of his torso.

He had his hands on a woman's shoulders.

My friend went to have a go at him and he said,

"Ssh" with his finger on his mouth.

Then we zoomed in more to see the whole room.

There was Garth with all these women around him with dog's on their laps.

I think it was some sort of dog meeting, then I woke up.

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