I'm in the auditorium at school, just humming and singing to myself while cleaning up wood and nails when I hear someone walk into the aud. I look up and see someone standing next to me, telling me how I have a gorgeous voice and that I needed to sing for him. So I belt out all these show tunes as more people come in the aud...
Then I'm at some music award thing... And I'm still singing the same showtunes... Everyone starts dancing and clapping.. Someone comes up to me and gives me this weird award that I've never seen before and tells me that I'm wonderful but could I please get the hell off their stage... I protest so he gives me a card and tells me to call that person with any complaints...
