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The Day I Crashed a Stolen Car
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Queen of England
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The Tower and the Candy
A Green Stone
Yet Another Sex Dream
Naked Convelescent Home
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Scary Miscarriage Dream
Pure Buttermilk Chocolate
drowning into thin air
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Mourning the End of the World
glass ceilings and cocktail parties
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Am I Popular Enough Yet?
Night Rave at the Zen Garden
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room mates in the City
Identity Theft
I AM MELLOWCHEESE
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Yet another cardboard box
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the flying box
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strange, burgundy colored wings
lost
just when I thought I was done with my ex....
im dead im dead im dead
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sucked in
I don't want to be a game-show star
flying away again
a long, dark ocean
giger-ized
Brightly Colored Skull Necklaces
I hate my job.

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hell or high water
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a conversation among friends
There You Have It.
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Petit bonhomme bandé
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Shakespear Brady Bunch
Dias, dead, in the family van
Muslim Ants & Antsy Squirrels
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Unsent Letter
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How Old Do I Have To Be Before I Stop Dreaming Of School?
Online Friend Dream
Seen the movie Child's Play?
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A Fine Educational Institution
when survival is the final conclusion no matter what
prom
Papers Due?

Pure Buttermilk Chocolate

Author: uberbudgie





There was this funny looking old man who

looked cross between Captain Kangaroo

and Colonel Sanders standing in front of

our garage dressed in an undertakers suit

and carrying a large silver pitcher full of

buttermilk.



He kept talking on and on about the virtues

of 'pure buttermilk chocolate' and showing us

the contents of his pitcher.



Captain
Kangaroo
Colonel


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