uberbudgie Dreams
Endless Cafeteria Nightmare
Grrrrrl Power Orgy
The Day I Crashed a Stolen Car
Weird Rape Dream
The Boyscouts of America at Burning Man 2002
Queen of England
Carnivorous Orchard Dream
The Tower and the Candy
A Green Stone
Yet Another Sex Dream
Naked Convelescent Home
sanctuary?
Scary Miscarriage Dream
Pure Buttermilk Chocolate
drowning into thin air
High School Sex Dream
Mourning the End of the World
glass ceilings and cocktail parties
Jealousy
'Beautiful Children' resort McDonalds
Two Totems
Lil Bro and the Scam Artists
The Harvestor
Metaphysical Spy Movie
Mother Daughter Camp
Am I Popular Enough Yet?
Night Rave at the Zen Garden
Nick Twisp and the New Fangled Western
Jenny of the Suburbs
room mates in the City
Identity Theft
I AM MELLOWCHEESE
The Angel of Stinky Music
Yet another cardboard box
Halloween Early
non-consensual remodeling
the unexpected serenade
the flying box
Prison Dream
Another Nightmare
strange, burgundy colored wings
lost
just when I thought I was done with my ex....
im dead im dead im dead
The Odd Friend
sucked in
I don't want to be a game-show star
flying away again
a long, dark ocean
giger-ized
Brightly Colored Skull Necklaces
I hate my job.

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Jacob and Eric
12:47 am
Twice
escaping
pieces of you
road trips
haetan and a crocodile
Thai
Insomnia!!!
candy cane marshel
three lost girls, in a few years with geoff
the orange gun
Holiday Party Reject Extraordinaire
tuesday morning
Don't Read "Meaghan"'s Journal Just Before Sleeping
Hail To The Masons
The Church
tombstones & baskets
a boy in a bathtub
REM in REM
hum
Mermaid Boy
Daddy
a math competition and my cat has babies

Pure Buttermilk Chocolate

Author: uberbudgie





There was this funny looking old man who

looked cross between Captain Kangaroo

and Colonel Sanders standing in front of

our garage dressed in an undertakers suit

and carrying a large silver pitcher full of

buttermilk.



He kept talking on and on about the virtues

of 'pure buttermilk chocolate' and showing us

the contents of his pitcher.



Captain
Kangaroo
Colonel





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