uberbudgie Dreams
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Queen of England
Carnivorous Orchard Dream
The Tower and the Candy
A Green Stone
Yet Another Sex Dream
Naked Convelescent Home
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Scary Miscarriage Dream
Pure Buttermilk Chocolate
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Mourning the End of the World
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I AM MELLOWCHEESE
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im dead im dead im dead
The Odd Friend
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I don't want to be a game-show star
flying away again
a long, dark ocean
giger-ized
Brightly Colored Skull Necklaces
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untitled
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working in an office
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Dias, dead, in the family van
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THE VISION AND THE PORTRAIT
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I Handed the Wrong Answer
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THE DANCING DEVIL
Giant mom
Snakes
fifth time i've been "pregnant" this summer
Exam stress

Pure Buttermilk Chocolate

Author: uberbudgie





There was this funny looking old man who

looked cross between Captain Kangaroo

and Colonel Sanders standing in front of

our garage dressed in an undertakers suit

and carrying a large silver pitcher full of

buttermilk.



He kept talking on and on about the virtues

of 'pure buttermilk chocolate' and showing us

the contents of his pitcher.



Captain
Kangaroo
Colonel





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