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Lil Bro and the Scam Artists
Author:
uberbudgie
My brother and I are very different.
I'm pragmatic, and he's a tad gullible.
I dreamed that we were adolescents
again, and that for some weird reason
we were in this really seedy area
around sunset together... It looked
like a little like pictures of the Pike
Place Market in Seattle when the
market was really run down... Anyhow,
it seemed like we were there because
I'd been told to watch my brother by
my parents.
My brother happened across these
con artists that must have been barely
about 21 or so while we were on the
second level of the complex. They had
Coors Lite 20oz'rs in brown paper bags,
red windbreakers ala 'Rebel Without a
Cause,' and weren't very skilled at what
they did, but my younger brother took
to them immediately. He left with
them despite my protests.
So, I ended running like mad throughout
the complex of beat up and questionable
stores trying to keep up with this group,
out of their line of vision, and trying to
figure out what the heck they wanted
my brother for in the first place.
Seems like they thought that my
brother had some important article of
some kind that appeared to be a piece
of crap but was worth a great deal of
money. And they'd harm my brother if
they did not get it. He did not know this,
but I did. There was something in the
decaying wood walls that altered the
perception slightly and I was picking up
on the subtle intonations of their voices,
which because of the echo, were a lot
louder than they intended.
As I was following them and listening,
I came to the realization that these
people were not from the area, and did
not know the complex, though for some
reason I knew it like the back of my hand...
And I was able to figure out what it was
that they were looking for. I'd passed a
second-hand shop that had the item
haphazardly piled in a cluttered window
display along with a bunch of faded vintage
hats, mismatched gaiters, and random
other items that looked like they'd been
leftovers from a charity free bin.
The guy who ran this shop was a middle-
aged guy, who charged outrageous prices
for the stuff in his store. He had this
horrible hot pink wig that he'd priced at
$35-, that looked like it had been
shot out of a cannon and was caked with
dust. He also looked suspiciously like this
guy who once gave me a bad haircut and
charged me $16-, then complained when
I didn't give a tip.
I was bargaining with this guy knowing
full well that the item would be a lot more
than what I had in my wallet, trying to
think of a way to get the item anyways
to get my brother out of trouble.
Just then, this modified baby carriage
flies past the window. It was one of those
antique leather and iron English-style
'prams'. The sort of baby carriage that
one sees in Victorian era dramas on PBS,
which had been turned into a make-shift
go cart.
My brother has stolen the con artists'
get away vehicle, and they are right behind
him!
So I tear out of the store with the item in
one hand, my wallet in the other, and the
con artists behind me and the guy from store behind me, trying desparately to get my
brother to listen to me as I try to point out
places to hide.
Fish Market
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