uberbudgie Dreams
Endless Cafeteria Nightmare
Grrrrrl Power Orgy
The Day I Crashed a Stolen Car
Weird Rape Dream
The Boyscouts of America at Burning Man 2002
Queen of England
Carnivorous Orchard Dream
The Tower and the Candy
A Green Stone
Yet Another Sex Dream
Naked Convelescent Home
sanctuary?
Scary Miscarriage Dream
Pure Buttermilk Chocolate
drowning into thin air
High School Sex Dream
Mourning the End of the World
glass ceilings and cocktail parties
Jealousy
'Beautiful Children' resort McDonalds
Two Totems
Lil Bro and the Scam Artists
The Harvestor
Metaphysical Spy Movie
Mother Daughter Camp
Am I Popular Enough Yet?
Night Rave at the Zen Garden
Nick Twisp and the New Fangled Western
Jenny of the Suburbs
room mates in the City
Identity Theft
I AM MELLOWCHEESE
The Angel of Stinky Music
Yet another cardboard box
Halloween Early
non-consensual remodeling
the unexpected serenade
the flying box
Prison Dream
Another Nightmare
strange, burgundy colored wings
lost
just when I thought I was done with my ex....
im dead im dead im dead
The Odd Friend
sucked in
I don't want to be a game-show star
flying away again
a long, dark ocean
giger-ized
Brightly Colored Skull Necklaces
I hate my job.

Random Dreams
Welcoming a New God
The Dorky Road Trip
Jimmy Fallon Doesn't Think I'm Funny.
Hell
golf lessons
red and purple
I, Blob
different sexual partners
rape dream
Dawn of the Dead
Dream Travel
Musical Grass.
not really x-gunmen
In Which I'm The Wife of Some Polygamist
greasy
Neighbor
Locked in Prison by my own storybook character.
I Handed the Wrong Answer
wha?
What Are the Odds?
late
Heidi Brandon Jeremy
Performing with a hamster
Sixth grade reunion!
Hrm

I AM MELLOWCHEESE

Author: uberbudgie





So, the sky was all orange with

port-wine stains. Kinda psychadelic

like, with throbbing, swirling patterns...

Well, very retro-late 60's psychadelic --

like the backgrounds in movies of

concerts from that era but very

cheeselooking too.



And I was walking through a very

black and white cartoon looking

cavern of swiss cheese that just

completely towered over me.



And then, this giant wheel of

wax-wrapped gouda began rising

in front of the canyon, over the

horizon like a giant sun, with a

very large, completely bald white

man sitting contentedly on top of

the cheese as it rose.



He said "I AM MELLOWCHEESE"



(Really, this one is beyond me. =^)







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