Author: uberbudgie





So, I had this dream that I'd used my former

UNIX instructor's name as my name to get

some special deal at an online drugstore...

Something having to do with free shipping

and a big Burt's Bees sampler with my order.



My former UNIX instructor confronted me

on the issue and said, "I know that you

aren't in my class anymore, but that doesn't

give you the right to use my identity."



Don't remember much else except not

wanting to give up my Burt's Bees stuff,

(it was a _very nice_ sampler) and

hoping I wouldn't get permenantly expelled

for my 'joke'. (*The order, which I had paid

for on my own credit card, was a bunch of

facial treatments, and my former UNIX

instructor is a crotchety bachelor who would

probably not be the type to wear bright

green clay masks).

Bees Bees

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