Author: uberbudgie





So, it wasn't Heaven, but it was this place

that the Angels and God frequented rather

often and looked oddly like a suburban

neighborhood in the country. Lots of trees

on every street, lots of gaily painted tract

homes with real wood siding in tasteful

pastel colors, and even a couple of classic

cars driving around. (Come to think of it,

ALL of the cars were classic cars).



So I was sitting on the porch of this large

blue house, sipping a Mint Julep and swinging

on this lovely maple porch swing, when this

really cute looking punk guy who looks

about 15 tiptoes onto the property and

whispers in a stage whisper:



"Shhhhhhh! Jesus doesn't know I'm stealing

his car!"



Then he winks at me, and has the mint

green Edsel hotwired and out of the driveway

so fast that I can hardly blink. I'm terrified;

this will send me to Hell! Then, this kind

middle-aged man with a pitcher of fresh

limeaid opens the screen door, looks out

onto the driveway and laughs. He shakes

my hand introduces himself as Jesus, and

says,



"Don't mind the Archangel Michael, he's

gone a bit soft in the head. I don't drive; the

car belonged to God Sr." Then he shakes his

head, laughs again, and looks incredibly

amused at the situation.



I'm relieved to not be in trouble.



Then I'm at this town Costume Contest where

all of the 'regular' residents have made their

own costumes. Just about everything was

insect-based, and the contestants all had

long, drawn out stories about what inspired

their constumes. The winner was "The

Angel of Stinky Music".



It was a fluorescent orange and brown

costume, with a tree trunk camo pattern

that had been hand painted. The costume

was essentially a padded moth costume

with stubby camo wings and a full face mask

out of the same fabric, with enormous painted

screen compound eyes, and covered the

entire body of the tall skinny guy who wore it.



The guy wearing the costume didn't have

a story, he was just an ecstatic insect?!?!?

Angels God God

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